mustangheart:

this is going on my tombstone

dirtylittlestyleswhore:

creamsicles-r-delicious:

peeta-ismydandelion-inthespring:

agentscully:

WHO NEEDS EXTREME SPORTS WHEN MAKING GROWNUP PHONE CALLS GIVES ME MORE ADRENALINE THAN I WILL EVER NEED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

Can we all just take a moment to bless how accurate this post is.

tumblr makes me realize 2 things -

most people have most the same weird problems as me. 

and that i’m actually a lot more normal than a lot of people on here.

kaz-24601:

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people and then I realize I don’t care

My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

aprilynnepike:

toxic-ponies:

shewasahurrican3:

Security camera clips that make the news usually show bad things, but Coke decided to “look at the world a little differently” in this heartwarming viral video. They found security camera footage from around the world showing happy moments: people stealing kisses instead of possessions, dealing potato chips instead of drugs, and offering car assistance rather than road rage. [x]

Whoever made this, God Bless.

this is so beautiful im in tears

I adore this. I believe in the inherent goodness of humanity.

katnips:

#harry in an advertisement #FEEL THE FRESHNESS #INDULGE THE PURITY #maybe he was born with it #MAYBE IT’S MAYBELLINE 

#leaving your hair silky smooth like you’re the boy who lived 

doctor-castiel:

What the Avengers were up to before they assembled 

fUCK

mememaster:

Like 10 sand maybe 11

whatevs-bobevs:

7u7:

My favorite genre is “starts out normal but then turns into really disturbing psychological horror”

windicuffs-tier:

windicuffs-tier:

what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep

I CAN ALREADY TELL THAT THIS IS A POST I SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE